Today is the 25th October 2010, and i had the worse hair cut i ever experienced, what's more ? I paid for it; SGD22 .

My husband always patronize this salon and always had the same female hair dress to trim his hair for him, with a wash . Today, i went there alone to have my second hair cut with her, the first time, i went with my husband . My husband said she was skillful, and told me the difference between certified barber and non-certified barber .

And i swear, i'll never go back there for paid services .

I hadda cut and wash, and i thought it was always logical to cut the hair first then wash ? I had the wash first, but i was fine with it .

I admit my hair is dry, and it always gets tangled up, but having visited so many salons to have my hair done, she's the lousiest . She pulls my hair so hard i could feel the pain that i've never had with other salons, and her nails are ... i don't know ... trying to cut my scalp ?

Done with washing, shall we ?

I went back to my booth and sat down, she combed my hair so violently my head was swaying as if i'm about to nod off to sleep and then started trimming my wet hair . It was big movements . My hair swung and my wet hair slapped water on my face . Consider me stupid not knowing hair dressers actually do hair cuts on wet hair .

I said i wanna keep my length, but as usual, it's now much shorter, pissed .

She didn't use the blunt scissors to layer my hair so now, my hair ... is big on the top, layered on the bottom .

Finally the blow dry, my fringe was dried first and she kept my fringe fall down across my face . It was all the way to my lips and she only combed it back up when she was done blowing dry all my hair . I was breathing in warm air literally .

One thing she said to me that i'll never forget, in fact, i'll tattoo the very sentence to whoever mentions 'Serene' in front of me . She asked why my husband gained weight while working overseas and replied to her own sentence, '老婆不在没有压力啊?'

I faked a smile all along, i so wanted to call you and fuck you upside down, but i hold myself back because i knew you are having a hard time with work now .

You called, so i merely told you a little of what i thought was total disaster .

I don't know, but what you said sounds more like speaking out for the hair dresser than words to comfort me .

But what's the big deal all about right, it's just hair, it will grow back .

Yeah, it will grow back, because it's just the difference of me going with you and me going alone .

老婆不在没有压力... you better think of some place else to cut your hair when you're in Singapore .